Chapter 26 A female slut

The weather was getting colder day by day. After breakfast on the weekend morning, Xiao Xiang pulled Yan Yu into his arms and was about to let the two of them lie down on the sofa together to watch TV. He found that Xiao Yanzi’s little body was cold. Touching your baby’s little hand feels like you just touched an ice cube.

Xiao Xiang felt a little distressed. He rubbed Yan Yu’s little paws tenderly and asked, “Baby, why are your body and hands so cold?”

Yan Yu chuckled and said, “The sky has changed! This means that I am a temperature-changing animal!”

Xiao Xiang thought for a while, then simply stood up and pulled Yan Yu away and said, “Come on, baby, let’s go shopping!”

Yan Yu said “Huh?” and asked, “Why? Don’t men like to go shopping with women? Why did you offer to go shopping with the beautiful Yan Yu? Didn’t you make a deal with someone and plan to sell your wife? ?”

Xiao Xiang scratched Yan Yu’s nose and said, “How come your child has grown so big yet still lacks the same foresight as he did when he was a child? I have nothing to do, so I can sell my wife to play with you. What about you?” Don’t even look at you.

How much can you get by selling this little idiot? Come on, get dressed, ask less questions and act more, the master will take you to buy nice new clothes! “

As soon as Yan Yu heard the words “nice new clothes”, he immediately jumped up from the sofa with a smile on his face, held Xiao Xiang’s face and gave him a wet kiss, and then shouted happily ” Oh oh oh! The beauty is going to buy some nice new clothes!” She went to the bedroom to change clothes and get ready to go out.

Xiao Xiang stretched out his hand and scratched the area on his face that had just been chewed by Yan Puppy. Good guy, the wetness on his palm was boundless.

When Xiao Xiang raised his head, he saw Yan Yu dressed and jumping towards him like a rabbit. He quickly stretched out his hands to catch the girl and held her in his arms. Then he lowered his head and looked at Yan Yu seemingly affectionately, but in reality he was untiring. Said: “Baby, I believe what others said, women are indeed made of water! For example, my wife, she drooled all over the pillow when she slept last night, but she kissed me casually just now, and she actually… You can also spray a lot of oral fluid out! Baby, you are a miracle!”

Yan Yu looked at Xiao Xiang’s face stupidly. After blinking four or five times, he answered Xiao Xiang thoughtfully:

“Ah! It turns out that I had diarrhea yesterday. No wonder I felt so thirsty when I got up in the morning. I thought it was because I ate something salty last night!”

Xiao Xiang felt a different kind of happiness in his heart at this moment. His wife is strong, but she doesn’t follow what she would infer from normal thinking. After listening to his words, she coquettishly raised her two small fists and slapped his chest alternately, and then while slapping her, she called out sweetly, “How are you? You make fun of others, whether you are good or bad.” His wife has the knack of looking past the superficial symptoms of a problem to directly explore its essence! As soon as she found out why she was so thirsty, she immediately forgot about being teased by her man!

Xiao Xiang thought happily that it was rare for her daughter-in-law to still have the same innocence and energy as she did when she was a child after so many years. People could feel endless joy and surprise in her simplicity.

Xiao Xiang took Yan Yu shopping in the mall. Yan Yu insisted on forcing Xiao Xiang to buy a couple’s sweater with her. Xiao Xiang couldn’t resist Yan Yu’s insistence and had to agree. The two of them bought a set of blue and white sweaters, put them on and were looking in the mirror when a soft female voice came from an unknown place in the mall and was conveyed by the air flow.

In the ears of Yan Yu and Xiao Xiang. The emotion of the voice? The color is full of surprise and excitement; the content of the voice is two words plus an invisible big exclamation mark: “Xiao Xiang!”

This scream made Yan Yu feel a strange feeling in his heart, which was particularly uncomfortable. She said “Huh?”, tilted her head and asked Xiao Xiang: “Who called you? Is there a woman calling you? It seems that there really was a woman other than me who called you just now, Xiao Xiangxiang!”

Xiao Xiang also looked up in confusion, and then saw a colorful figure not far away running quickly in the direction of him and Yan Yu.

Xiao Xiang calmly held Yan Yu in front of him.

Yan Yu asked in confusion: “What for?”

Xiao Xiang took the time to answer Yan Yu with two words: “Block the evil!”

Then, a gust of fragrant wind blew in the face, and the passionate and unrestrained Huazhi girl swooped over with her arms wide open without any trace of braking!

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Yu immediately fell into the arms of a woman with extremely fragrant fragrance.

While resisting the urge to sneeze, Yan Yu secretly thought happily in his heart: “Well done to you, Xiao Xiangxiang! Although I would rather die than live at this moment, you have proven to me with your actual actions that you are a human being. You are a very loyal man in the past! As for what you are like in the future, I will ask you carefully when I get home!”

Due to the excessive momentum, Huazhi Girl knew that she was about to hug the wrong person, but she still had no time to retract her movements.

Yan Yu struggled to escape from Huazhi Girl’s arms, and smiled bravely to avoid being knocked down!

Huazhi girl was enthusiastic and unrestrained. She crossed Yan Yu and continued to call emotionally to the buddy behind Xiao Yanzi: “Xiao Xiang! I didn’t expect to meet you here! That’s great! I’ve been looking for you for many days, and you changed your mobile phone number. Don’t tell me!”

Xiao Xiang calmly brought Yan Yu forward again, and responded with a polite but distant smile to the Huazhi girl: “Hi, long time no see.”

After fixing her erratic eyes, Huazhi Girl

Finally, it seemed that he could finally face Yan Yu’s existence. After Hua Zhi saw a set of couple sweaters worn by Yan Yu and Xiao Xiang, the expression on Huazhi’s face was briefly stunned. However, the woman was only stunned for a moment and then immediately returned to her warm smile and spoke softly. Say to Yan Yu: “Hello! I am Xiao Xiang’s classmate, friend and neighbor for many years when he was studying abroad. My name is Pei Sisi. What about you? I think you are also Xiao Xiang’s good friend! Nice to meet you!”

Except for his teeth and eyeballs, there was no part of Yan Yu’s body that didn’t give rise to goosebumps. This girl is a little stupid and a little slow, but she still has enough ability to tell that the enthusiasm of the woman in front of her at this moment is hypocritical, like a poisonous needle hidden in her hair and a kitchen knife hidden in her smile.

Yan Yu carefully inhaled to keep his voice from trembling due to goosebumps and from being sluggish due to the strong aroma, and replied: “Hello! My name is Yan Yu, Xiao Xiang and I…what’s going on between us? Tell me,” Yan Yu said this, tilted his head and glanced at Xiao Xiang and then asked: “How do I say, do I mean we are familiar with each other, or are we not familiar with each other?”

Xiao Xiang poked Yan Yu’s forehead with his finger in a funny way, and quickly answered her in a low voice: “You mean it, right? Can you still be unfamiliar at this time?”

Yan Yu felt much more comfortable. Xiao Xiang continued Yan Yu’s words and replied to Huazhi Pei Sisi with a smile: “This girl was my classmate in high school, but actually we both fell in love early. I came back to China this time for her. She is now a senior and has not graduated yet. We’ll get married in half a year after she graduates!”

After hearing Xiao Xiang’s words, Pei Sisi’s delicate face was so shocked that she wished she could squeeze Yan Yu to death. Her voice suddenly rose, and she said loudly and she could no longer be charming: “Marry? With her? ?Xiao Xiang, you are not mistaken! Your mother will not agree!”

Xiao Xiang frowned slightly and answered Pei Sisi as calmly as possible: “Sisi, Yan Yu and I have decided to go to the movies later. I can’t talk to you anymore. We can catch up with each other another day. Please help me.” Bring something to Uncle Pei.” Then he gently pushed Yan Yu in his arms and said, “Baby, it’s time to go, say goodbye!”

Yan Yu’s eyes were startled for a moment when he saw Xiao Xiang secretly handing him over. After understanding the spirit, he turned around and said “bye” to Pei Sisi obediently.

Xiao Xiang circled Yan Yu with a sigh and walked away… leaving Pei Sisi squatting on the ground gnashing her teeth, looking for her cell phone frantically in her bag.

After finding the phone, Pei Sisi dialed the number with a fierce look in her eyes. The moment the phone was connected, Pei Sisi magically put on a soft and soft voice and said to the phone: “Aunt Xiao, this is Sisi. !…Yes, I have returned to China. When will you come back? Everyone misses you!…I saw Xiao Xiang today!…Well, we are all very happy!…But he was followed by someone The girl seems to be a college student who has not graduated… Well, she is silly and a bit shabby!… Oh, will you come back soon?… Good, good!… Well, you must tell me when you come back, and I will help you catch the wind! “

After hanging up the phone, the flowery girl had a wicked smile on her face.

Crowd: I seriously suspect that the author, a lunatic, has watched too many bloody Korean dramas recently. Why does Pei Sisi look so like a classic female character who crawled out of the BS TV station!

I once promised not to appear again, but was asked by enthusiastic readers to continue to appear, so I reluctantly agreed to come out again for a guest appearance. The author of the short name “Dachunhao” or “Big Idiot”: I’m happy!

I dodge~

After walking out of the mall, Yan Yu couldn’t hold it in any longer, and a hundred thousand question marks began to pop up.

Yan Yu: “Who is Pei Sisi?”

Xiao Xiang: “Female evil spirit.”

Yan Yu: “Does she like you?”

Xiao Xiang: “It’s coveting.”

Yan Yu: “Why does your mother always disagree with us?”

Xiao Xiang: “I am the one who wants to marry you, and you are the one who wants to marry me. Don’t worry about other people’s opinions.”

Yan Yu: “Have you ever been successfully jumped by her?”

Xiao Xiang: “When we first met, I was unprepared and lost once.”

Yan Yu: “It feels like a fragrant and very high

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Xiao Xiang: “Possessed by a female demon.”

Yan Yu: “Didn’t you like her at all?”

Xiao Xiang: “Avoid it for fear of not being able to catch it.”

Yan Yu: “She’s pretty, and she’s pretty, isn’t she?”

Xiao Xiang: “I don’t know what it looks like after washing my face. It’s definitely not as good as my baby’s.”

Yan Yu: “Xiao Xiangxiang, you look so good today! Are we really going to see a movie?”

Xiao Xiang: “If the baby says he wants to go, he can go.”

Yan Yu: “Yes! I want popcorn!”

Xiao Xiang: “Okay, I’ll buy you two big barrels and make up for the last one!”

Yan Yu: “Xiao Xiangxiang, why do you look better than before?”

Xiao Xiang: “What a fool!”

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